in case you were wondering...

If I were a month, I’d be november.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be dusk.
If I were a planet, I’d be saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a whale.
If I were a direction, I’d be east.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be rain.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be a willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be a rope.
If I were a flower, I’d be a hydrangea.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be snow.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a banjo.
If I were a color, I’d be orange.
If I were an emotion, I’d be merriment.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a plum.
If I were a sound, I’d be harmony.

If I were an element, I’d be carbon.
If I were a car, I’d be a reliable one.
If I were a food, I’d be a matzah ball.
If I were a place, I’d be by the sea and the mountains.
If I were a material, I’d be a cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be patchouli.
If I were an object, I’d be tchotschke.
If I were a body part, I’d be a shoulder.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a surprise.
If I were a song, I’d be classical gas by eric claptoon.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be sambas.